Humanities

Oscar Wilde once referred to humanities as "The Queen of Sciences" [Citation Needed]. He then went on to create the illustrious Order of the Phoenix within the dungeons located under the education building.

History of Humanities
Modern research has shown that Humanities has existed as far back as the homosapien era. When homo erectus and his buddies would go out and hunt down beasts for their tribe, the 'Humantes Majoris' would stay in the cave scribbling on the walls for hours. This naturally meant that this common ancestor of all writing students would spend more time with the women of the tribe; eventually leading to an evolutionary advantage in penis width AND girth.

'Los Cucarachos' and other famous battles
During the great mexican invasion of 2003, Curtin was infested with illegal immigrants. Knowing that he had to vanquish this dubious foe and cleanse the halls of Curtin, our lord and saviour Chad Michael Murray hunted down and slayed thousands of mexican immigrants. Unfortunately, Chad was swarmed on day eight of his campaign by numerous SWAT agents, and his body riddled with bullet after bullet until he was nothing but a fine red paste on the guild building. His grave site still stands in building 204 as a testament to the spirit of the humanities department, and his intense racism.